Archives: Poems

Doll’s House

03/03/22

I see them all stare in the dolls’ house, And marvel with eyes open wide. Isn’t it clever? Oh, isn’t it cute? Look at the man in his shiny black […]

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Go See a Museum

03/03/22

Do you think of museums as fusty and dusty? And beg not to go, on your knees? Do they seem all the same, whatever the name, Then you should check […]

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Maxine the Vaccine

31/01/21

You’ve heard me tell of Cyrus The virus who’s so cruel. Who makes so many people sick And stops you going to school. Well I’ve got news for Cyrus, For […]

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Cyrus the Virus

22/03/20

Cyrus, The virus. He’s nasty and he’s mean. Cyrus The virus. So small he can’t be seen. He lurks on taps and toilet seats, He really loves the loo! On […]

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Draw Me an Alien

20/06/16

Draw me an alien, One you’d like to meet, Or one to send you yelling, Shrieking, howling down the street. Draw me an alien, A blob, a beast, a thing, […]

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Space Etiquette

20/06/16

It really is most impolite To sneeze in zero-gravity. For those who do, display to view, What’s in their nasal cavity.

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Granny Meets an Alien

20/06/16

An alien from Andromeda, With seven pairs of flippers, Grabbed Gran, by the gasometer, We only found her slippers. But then we got a letter, Redirected via Saturn. She’s knitting […]

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Mr Fledermaus

18/06/16

Our teacher, Mr Fledermaus, seems frightened of the light. He comes to school before the dawn, and goes home late at night. His face is almost deathly pale; he wears […]

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Don’t Put Out the Light!

18/06/16

Don’t put out the light! For a crocodile might Wander by in the night And be tempted, despite Knowing it’s impolite, To partake of a bite. Yes, you’re probably right […]

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